By user votes:
I’m trying to be less competitive, but I’m still worse at it than other people I know.
— TJW
Clara: Mom, I can count in Spanish. Uno, dos, tres, quatro, fingo, seis.
Mom: Wow, that’s great!
Clara: And, do you know how to say “Yes?”
Mom: ¿En Español? ¿Como?
Clara: Nope, it’s “Si.”