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Need, or Want? Can’t, or Won’t? The buck stops here: Do, or Don’t.
— TJW
Clara: Dad, when’s Arthur Lutha Kid’s Day?
Timothy: Uh… what?
C: When’s Arthur Lutha Kid’s Day?
T: Ah… I don’t think I understand…
C: Arthur Lutha Kid’s Day!
[long pause]
T: OH! Martin Luther King Day!
C: Yeah.
T: January.
C: Oh.