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The question to ask of new technology is not “Will it solve problems?” but “Will the problems it creates be preferable to the problems it solves?”
— TJW
Clara: Dad, when’s Arthur Lutha Kid’s Day?
Timothy: Uh… what?
C: When’s Arthur Lutha Kid’s Day?
T: Ah… I don’t think I understand…
C: Arthur Lutha Kid’s Day!
[long pause]
T: OH! Martin Luther King Day!
C: Yeah.
T: January.
C: Oh.