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I’m trying to give up self-improvement, but I still have a long way to go.
— TJW
[Clara and Timothy are quietly eating clementines for breakfast.]
Clara (suddenly, pointing): F-HOLE!!
T: …
T: …What?!
C: Your clementine peel. It looks like a violin’s F-hole.
T: … Oh! … Yes… Yes, it does. Of course that’s what you meant…